|Makes so Much More Sense than the Canon|
Funny StuffWhoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.Funny Stuff by matchmakingdove1028
When you are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang, that was fun!"
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "Seven days..."
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because you're gay isn't it?"
I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!"